Played Version 1.0
Played with Incest Patch
This game... lol..
I really don't know if it is meant to be a joke or the dev is serious about it.
In so many years and after so many games, this will be the second bad review on F95
because usually, if a Game is bad, I will not rate it. Just if it is a good one.
But this? This game cries for it.
On the good side, the renders are ok. Not for 2020 but... most games havent noticed that its not
2015 anymore. So points to the graphics.
And that is all, on the good side.
Now to the Bads:
The renderings are extremely emotionless. You read "Wow that was funny" and you see "grumpy dude face".
You read "hell ya, i fuck a hot girl" and you see: "Young Boys face as if he is thinking about something."
So.. its not only that most facial expressions not reflect the scene. Most of them are fitting for buying groceries.
Next thing: Illusions.
The game gives you the illusion to do as you want. It works like: You dont want it, so dont do it, you dont get it.
Then, 20 Scenes later, the game decides that your decision is crap and change it like it wants.
Wierd? Yes.. I feeled fooled by a game!
An Example:
Because of Mommy-Tits I disliked her from the beginning and DO NOT WANT to change that at any point of the game.
The game ends, I love mommy and cuddle up with her. (WHAT?!)
Also I was choosing to be Team-Jessica. Also Teamed up with Ashley (without choice). Ashley comes nicely and want to get rid of mommy.
I think "Nice! Lets do this!". My Character on the other side does everything to prevent the Blackmail. (WHAT!?) Why is he defending his mom.
I made clear, the whole game, that I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE MOM IN THIS HOUSE. At -25 Lovepoints.
This is going through the whole game. Whenever you decide something, be sure that this will not have any impact on nothing. Just for 10-15 scenes.
Then the game will change everything like it want to. No matter what your decision was.
Further: Unconnected Key-Scenes
Did you ever play a game before, where you can punish a girl and hate-fuck her, without the game taking any response on that fact?
Here is the game.. I made clear that Ashley is my doll now, do what I say and if not, she get punished.
But.. well.. just for a moment. And just once. After this event, the game will never loose a word about it nor is Ashley behaving any different then before.
There are also scenes with mom, that should have a massive impact on the story and their behavior. But nothing. As if it never happens.
And: The writing itself.
The story is all the way very flat. Very often you have scenes that makes not the slidest sence. Like Arguing with your mother while sitting on the bed.
One frame later she is giving you a blowjob. And MC is not doing anything to fight her away (because i made clear that I DONT WANT HER IN ANY WAY IN MY LIFE!).
Also there are many things where I would love to have a choice, but I dont have one. I just forced to let it go as it is.
Always trying to be nice and gentle to mommey and Ashley even when I clearly statet that I give zero fucks about them.
Also.. most of the girls want to fuck you. You dont need to do something for it. Its more like watching a porn movie. They just want to fuck you because of... you are male, have a pulse, constant breath and a nose in your face.
And so forth..
Finaly: Bad Coding style.
Usually I dont "play" Picture books. I like real games where I can roam around like I want, spy on whom I want, do what I want.
But whenever I stumble over these pseudo visual novels.. there is one thing that piss me off: If I have no choice, dont make me push a button!
There are so many scenes in this game where I have "a choice" but only once. So I dont have a choice right? So why do I need to press a button, labeled with the only answer I have?
In these games, I hit spacebar to scroll through the scenes. And every 20-30 frames, I need to use the mouse and click on a button, for exactly NO REASON.
And that is making me very angry in this particular game, because the story is so wierd and hillarious that there is no difference in "just continue" or "press the only button to continue".
And while all my decisions have no impact to the game, there is not even a reason to make choices at all. Just make a Slide-Show out of it, noone will notice!