since your only reason to post here was to waste everyone's time I suggest everyone ignore PervyParadoxWhy, though ? I said "gotta love it", didn't I ?
There was a post yesterday. Singular.
Then the next post was to correct the grammar of the previous one.
Why would I ever want to wake up ? That's, like, the thread of my dream right there.
don't worry, it won't create a paradox, it will only be a solution to one of your problems.