Edit: I changed it to 1 star. It just got too frustrating to keep going.
You just have to read all of that boring dialogue. Holy shit. Why put all that effort into writing something so damn boring and awkward? As well as all the "OMG"s. Seriously? Who speaks like that?
It's literally just a bunch of teasing with very little reward. You can tell how barren the game is of content and poorly planned out this game is when there's almost nothing to see besides teasing for a vast majority of the characters and maybe 1 sex scene for half of them. The only one that has more is the hugest grind. It's so bad, it's not even worth it when you finally see it.
The MC goes as the only man, to a private island full of models and escorts who are supposedly there to have sex with him only it seems like their real goal is to either get him to fap alone in his hotel room like a sad fuck or get teased 24/7 walking around with blueballs. That's what 95% of the game's content is. If this were some kind of specific kink game then it'd make sense with all the teasing, denial, muscular women fetish, etc. but it's not. Which just makes it weird and dumb. Shit. Maybe this really is that and I just didn't read the premise properly.
And the stupid zoom-ins. Dude, I'm holding ctrl right now just trying to get through all this awkward-ass dialogue I've seen 1,000 times before. Just let me get through this.
I like sandbox games, I really do but this is just bad. Even some of the worst sandbox games I've played still had repeatable content. This makes you jump through hoops and over hurdles to get one scene and then to see it again ... you have to jump through the same hoops and hurdles.
So much more wrong with this game. Just go read the other negative reviews. Those other reviews sum it up better. I'd rather just delete mine but we can't do that so I decided to change it rather than just let it sit there.
You just have to read all of that boring dialogue. Holy shit. Why put all that effort into writing something so damn boring and awkward? As well as all the "OMG"s. Seriously? Who speaks like that?
It's literally just a bunch of teasing with very little reward. You can tell how barren the game is of content and poorly planned out this game is when there's almost nothing to see besides teasing for a vast majority of the characters and maybe 1 sex scene for half of them. The only one that has more is the hugest grind. It's so bad, it's not even worth it when you finally see it.
The MC goes as the only man, to a private island full of models and escorts who are supposedly there to have sex with him only it seems like their real goal is to either get him to fap alone in his hotel room like a sad fuck or get teased 24/7 walking around with blueballs. That's what 95% of the game's content is. If this were some kind of specific kink game then it'd make sense with all the teasing, denial, muscular women fetish, etc. but it's not. Which just makes it weird and dumb. Shit. Maybe this really is that and I just didn't read the premise properly.
And the stupid zoom-ins. Dude, I'm holding ctrl right now just trying to get through all this awkward-ass dialogue I've seen 1,000 times before. Just let me get through this.
I like sandbox games, I really do but this is just bad. Even some of the worst sandbox games I've played still had repeatable content. This makes you jump through hoops and over hurdles to get one scene and then to see it again ... you have to jump through the same hoops and hurdles.
So much more wrong with this game. Just go read the other negative reviews. Those other reviews sum it up better. I'd rather just delete mine but we can't do that so I decided to change it rather than just let it sit there.