HTML - Completed - We Are the Beach Girls [v1.0.2] [DozyBird]

The art is nice but this is just ungodly, there is so much grind and the game itself is extraordinarily boring, its modelled like a roguelike but its just completely unengaging as one. Maybe if the player had abilities, equipment or some such it could be interesting but as is its just rush into enemies until they're dead.

I played it a while ago and remembered it now. A tiny fun game that's very good at what it does. Has laconic writing, decent non-lewd gameplay loop, funny nonsensical plot and three very cutely done girls to fuck along, plus an IMPREGNATION MINIGAME. What else is there to ask for?

Maybe the best game I have tried on this website. The kinks are there, but never creepy, often ironic. I had to run it all from start to finish in one go. The models are cute and the gameplay mechanics are that of a DOS game from the 1990s or QBASIC

Super recommended

This is just a great game with simple gameplay. I liked the sex scenes even though they weren't long. It was especially rewarding to see the scenes after the gameplay, as it makes you feel as if you "earned" it, which is a feeling that not all pornographic games have given me. My only real complaint is how short the game is, but there is so much you can do with gameplay in this fighting with arrow keys format.

Oh, and the dialogue style is pretty unique which I found cool.

It's an okay game. It works, it's completed, it has no major issues.

That said, it's not particularly amazing.

It is maybe an hour long. It has only a few scenes for a significant amount of grinding and it really lacks depth.

Overall, it's not bad for a playthrough, but it's not something to write home about.

Sad that I don't think the developer has done anything else with this, but please, please correct me if I'm wrong. The game is one of the few on here that's simplistic, fun, and crucially finished. It has replay value, not because there's a tremendous amount of content, but because it's fast enough to go back to and just engaging enough to idle through without getting too invested. Would love to see more from the dev, but after this long my guess is they've moved on to better things.

Simple, but effective, game play. Girls are cute, decent variety in both actions and models. Simple but effective plot with a bit of humor, nothing cringe but nothing to write home about either. Seems like the end was a bit rushed, but overall good. I want more and the dev quit... So 0/10 will not play again.

Fun game. Like others have said, kinda addictive. Simple, arcade-y. A bit grindy at first and slightly repetitive with regard to getting yourself enough charm for certain tasks and getting your ego/desire to proper levels but overall really neat.

Models are surprisingly nice too, very cute.

Unexpectedly addictive gameplay, it surprised me.
I'd like if it was longer, with more girls and possibly with more scenes.
The learning curve might be a little steep for some.

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The time traveling mushroom was an interesting and unexpected touch but it should have been more relevant in the plot, you could make it so it makes you learn a secret from the future that lets you earn a vote from a girl or unlocks a scene.

Fun little game. The gameplay is suprisingly good. The art is nice. Dialogs are funny. Its completed compare to many other games and even with an actual ending that wraps the story up nicely. Just give it a try.

Fun little game that delivers a satisfying mix of porn and gameplay.

An perfect example of how less is often more. The minimal aesthetic and pleasing and lends to surprisingly satisfying sex scenes.

Fun to play, funny, and sexy. Getting all three into a single porn game is honestly a rare and impressive feat. The game's structure is a bit simple, but the "seduction" mechanics (particularly for the lifeguard) are engaging and give you a great combo of "grind" and advancement. I hope the dev comes back with something in a similar vein down the road.

DozyBird,

Thanks for a game with good art, a fun story, and clever game-play. Nice to have the repeat function in there also. Well done. This is the sort of thing you can play in an afternoon, no cheats required, your goals are obvious, you have two paths with every girl, and the game-play doesn't revolve around you knowing things that the game hasn't told you about yet. Nothing worse than making an early whimsical decision in a game and having it doom you to the bad finishing scene... This game doesn't ever make that mistake.

Spoilers Free Review for "We are the Beach Girls [v1.0.2]"
PROS:
-> Simple 1-2 hrs gameplay.
-> No need to download as we can play in the browser(ONLINE version).
-> Simple, Old school gameplay, story and style with unique mechanism.
-> Great Models.
-> Even consists of multiple endings.
CONS:
-> Models take some time to load in online version.
-> Towards the end the game becomes much easy.

Congrats!
Great game, needs more content.
i like the simpleness of the game, the reward-content ratio is low but not encouraging low, the game is in its early states so it's understandable.
Despite de simpleness of the game, the dificulty and skill required were quite new for me and i enjoyed it!
Recommended.

It's a fine short game that's well written. The combat loop is OK, you are ascii characters bumping into other characters. The quality of life is a bit rough, there's lots of clicking and repeat dialog you have to do each run. While the renders are decent the way they're used is a bit poor. The fetishes present are a bit rough, unfortunately not my cup of tea (ex. feet and pregnancy), and I wish there was more diversity.

It's a fast download and a quick play, so if you're bored one evening give this a whirl.

This game is good but short. I like animation and gameplay (not hard and interesting). Good story and characters, funny jokes. That's all I can say about this game. I wish good luck to the team that created it!

Amazing game. The hot girls and hot scenes, the action-rogue-like gameplay, the turtle-based mystery plot. Love it.
Here's hoping DozyBird is fine and just busy with something else, and will maybe one day grace us with another game!

An excellent small-scale html-game. Some things could be more clear, like the switch between "submissive" and "affectionate", but overall it's a well executed idea for what it is.

Hoping to see more from the same dev!

This is a fantastic little HTML game. I had a blast. It's got funny writing and some variety in the characters. It doesn't take too long and it's a lot of fun to play.

I do kind of wish it was longer but I'd much prefer that to a game that overstays its welcome.

Great visuals on the girls as well.