Surprise Surprise
Oh, you just have to be kidding me, I've waited what feels like 17 dark ages for this new update
and then it doesn't have content for the one waifu I love?! And we "won't see her for quite a while"?!
Fuck my life...


And as for certain posts from the last few days... Y'know how sometimes on YouTube you click a video for the tits and stay for the good song? I too got into Radiant for the daughters. But I met Jade. I love Jade. I play this game for Jade. I want to go on romantic dates with Jade. I want Jade to move in with me. I hope the girls will love their new mommy Jade. I wish to have babies with Jade. I wish to have a beautiful wedding with Jade. I wish we'll live happily ever after with Jade. Out of all the dozens of AVNs I chew through, Jade is my favourite LI. Jade is in fact the only LI I regularly think about. I long for Jade. I crave Jade. I am besotted with Jade. I am smitten by Jade. I'm infatuated with Jade. Jade is love, Jade is life.
Lick me.
EDIT: Wait, actually, that's not entirely accurate, I sometimes also think of FiN's Mason.