We clarified every planned tags and existential questions, so here is a useless poll : Who are you ?

  • I am a stand-up comedian

    Votes: 713 3.0%
  • I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

    Votes: 7,351 30.8%
  • I am a fly in a sweater

    Votes: 762 3.2%
  • I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

    Votes: 5,802 24.3%
  • I'm a three-time world champion beer drinker located in the Zimbabwe

    Votes: 1,073 4.5%
  • I am a book store owner living in the New Jersey

    Votes: 655 2.7%
  • I am a slave ready to serve our Lord Vinkawa to have more anal scenes in the game

    Votes: 1,693 7.1%
  • I am definitely not Ulysses S. Grant

    Votes: 3,292 13.8%
  • I am Sofa King We Todd Did

    Votes: 1,462 6.1%
  • I am a turkey pastrami

    Votes: 1,071 4.5%

  • Total voters
    23,874
4.30 star(s) 33 Votes