Are you still getting your nut off?

[jjerru]

You decide to get a sex toy. You shop around and you choose to buy this
.

When your package arrives, you open it up and see this
.

Would you still try it? Would you let this bother you, or are you going ham?

 

[WICKEDp4th]

*Closes the package*

return to seller >

#NotGay

 

[Lerd0]

or are you going ham?

...am destroying dat fake bussy......

 

[jjerru]

*Closes the package*

return to seller >

#NotGay

No refunds or returns

 

[WICKEDp4th]

No refunds or returns

By law that is not possible.

 

[jjerru]

By law that is not possible.

Just in this scenario it isn't. So you're stuck with it

 

[WICKEDp4th]

Just in this scenario it isn't. So you're stuck with it

I'm not. Dumbster it is then.

 

[tanukk1]

You could geld it or just turn the lights off.

 

[DumpTruckLover]

Even better

 

[Geigi]

That's the smallest dick I ever saw plus balls are bigger than dick.

 

[Tauro Thurius]

Definitely an upgrade to banging your hand.

 

[whowhawhy]

That's the smallest dick I ever saw plus balls are bigger than dick.

comparing with wikipedia the proportions don't seem that small for not erect but the review video on am*zon shows that in pursuit of lightweightness the whole thing is disturbingly shota-sized.

 

[whowhawhy]

jjerru would you happen to be an fbi agent in disguise?

 

[Steuan]

...am destroying dat fake bussy......

 

[Lerd0]

 

[jjerru]

That's the smallest dick I ever saw plus balls are bigger than dick.

He's a grower

 

[jjerru]

jjerru would you happen to be an fbi agent in disguise?

Yeah, I'm top secret agent

 

[Steuan]

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[jjerru]

Definitely an upgrade to banging your hand.

So, would it be safe to say you're smashing regardless?

Damn, I messed this up. I should have made this a poll.

 

[woody554]

I just asked something similar drinking with the guys a week ago, "would you still fuck a girl you went home with, after finding out she's got a dick?"

25% said no problem, the rest said nah. and we're talking about straight guys with wives here.